Someone help me I really need to poop please Frith let my poopie go.
Room mate went into bathroom and I am about to shit my pants oh my god she takes forever in the mornings this is it I’m going to die of sepsis.
I wanna have really aggressive sex and then go out for cheeseburgers and milkshakes
let’s fuck like we hate each other and then share our french fries
But that’s not the weirdest part - some times in my dreams Ross’s face actually looks like one of my high school classmates.
I mean I think the guy’s handsome but errr… fucking him wasn’t part of my plans.
I keep having erotic dreams about Ross from FRIENDS.
But… I was certain I liked Chandler the best…
Sex is awesome. It really is. I’ve enjoyed just about every sexual encounter I’ve had. It’s a shame I’ll never have it again…
The only reason I have incest feelings for Candler and Vinny is because they are alike and I want Candler fucking himself.
Aaaand that’s why I created the AU so I can have REAL selfcest. BUT I STILL HAD A DISTURBING EROTIC DREAM ABOUT CANDLER AND HIS SON. My brain takes some time to catch up to current events.
I think my first experience with sexual attraction (and/or arousal???) was this picture on the Internet I found at like 13 that was of Dark Bakura. It was pinup-like fanart and I printed it out and put it in my desk drawer and would stare at it for several minutes at a time in secret.
Furry porn makes dog dicks seem much less boring and gross than they actually are.
In furry porn they are these huge red things with awesome knots but in real life they are these skinny weird skin coloured things that resemble a tube sock with a heavy ball at the end of it