Parents ask me what I want for christmas and
I want for christmas
is Candler/Zed porn so much fucking porn I want so much porn I WANT MONEY TO BUY PORN PORRRRRRRRRRRRN PORN PORN PORN
favorite toys that you've owned?
My first, this broken vibrator. It doesn’t vibrate anymore but sure feels good.
When your stomach is feeling like an atom bomb so you go to the bathroom expecting to shit for an eternity and everything is just farts and you’re like what the fuck body why are you so torn up over farts.
I have rediscovered my love for cock pumping and now I think if I ever become not-celibate and wind up with a penis-having person I am going to have them pump for me.
Well, I would, only if it were safe for them. That’s my problem with these sort of things (cock pumping, milk machines, pressure-related stuff)! I’m super anxious about safety and don’t want to permanently damage the goods I’m trying to swoon over. Ssssiiiiigghghhhhh.
svcxb said: I was at my friend’s house once and I heard her mom having sex with a man and she said “I’m gonna climb you like a tree” and she was a very small cis woman and her partner was an average-tall cis man.
Hey. Hey people with sexual experience. How does wallfucking and shower sex work? Liiiiike I know the typical scenario is someone being carried and leaned against a wall but like… who’s strong enough for that, really? Whose legs are strong enough to hold onto their partner during sex and whose arms are strong enough to carry them during sex??? Is this just some fantasy made up by porn artists or does this actually happen?
I think I posted the story before but here’s the story of how I “lost my virginity” to a straw.
I was 19 and horny and never masturbated before. But I had fallen head over heels for someone and felt it was time for me to confront my sexuality which I had avoided like the plague my entire life.
But I was still scared as fuck and unsure of what I was doing. I looked up everything ever about my genitals and still wasn’t sure. But I was determined to do something.
So I started small - a straw. A simple straw.
But as I experimented with how it was feeling I noticed the straw was dripping red.
Turns out, I had tore my hymen on the straw’s sharp edges and now was bleeding profusely from my vagina, and hilariously through the straw. I bled the rest of that night, and for the next few days I stung and was sore.