Leonard: I'm just saying, you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
Sheldon: You can catch even more flies with manure. What's your point?

I am automatically suspicious of white people who hate rap music.

Okay this Family Guy episode, the funniest part.

Everything Peter touches turns into Robin Williams. At the end of episode he calls them all to attention and tells them to leave by citing the end of the respective movies/shows the personalities come from. One of the thing he says is “Will Hunting is all better now” and every fucking Sean Maguire says “It’s not your fault” repeatedly and I almost died laughing.

Well-educated Americans who still think pizza is an American invention.

The thing about cultural appropriation of white culture is that it doesn’t really work like the appropriation of poc culture. Nobody is taking lederhausen and turning it into a sexual statement and painting all Austrians as exotic conquests, for example.

I mean sure, I’ve seen a lot of white american girls be pretty shitty about celtic history and traditions for their “neo paganism” phases but in the grand scheme of thing it’s nothing compared to the bastardization and fetishization of poc cultures.

Sometimes I feel like I should be agender and asex. Not asexual but as in no sex characteristics whatsoever. No organs and no genitals and no breasts.

Would be pretty boring I guess but…. sometimes it just feels like that’s me? But at the same time that also feels like an alter ego. Like that’s the comic book superhero insert I wrote about me, not the “real” me.

I don’t understand how I feel about my gender at all…..

SOBS I WANT TO COMMISSION PORN BUT I HAVE NO JOB AND MY UNEMPLOYMENT WOULD NEVER BE ENOUGH IF I EVEN GET IT.

I’m thinking of skipping my maths class since we don’t have a quiz today but if she doesn’t hand out notes I’ll be lost next time we come in…

But damn it I’m so hungry and tired.

It just makes me wonder, with the idea of going on Disability that I’m batting around, whether it’d be worth it, since welfare doesn’t provide jack shit in this country. Better to be sick and miserable and able to eat and pay your bills than to be sick and miserable and homeless.

If I get my unemployment I’ll only be getting 200$ before taxes which is impossible to live on? What the hell? I thought unemployment was supposed to sustain you until you get another job not “encourage” you to look harder by fucking starving you.

And people think welfare queens exist. Yeah because living off less than 200$ every week or two weeks sure is the way to make it big.