February 2012
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Watchwheelu:
prettyhandsomemangina:
playyacardsrightt:
shortasiangirl:
chrisd0lmethh:
trillationship:
oddtaylorfuturegang:
darkurges:
stretchedlobes:
cowardice-:
nzafro:
My grandfather died and left my family this video will. R.I.P papi.
omfg
oh my god
i will always reblog this omfg.
OhMaGah
jesus christ
OMG I can’t breathe !
Omg…..
IM DYING
I need this on...
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I personally think
one of my most awesome traits
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And then my mild amusement at myself was ruined by people freaking out over the ingesting of semen.
Yes, folks, believe it or not, semen is nutritious and there’s nothing wrong with it! I would even go so far as to wager that precum and vaginal secretions and female ejaculate are also nutritious although I don’t think you should try and drink the last one because it normally comes...
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Put da Lime in da Coconut Summary
A woman mixes lime juice and coconut milk, drinks it, gets a belly ache, calls the doctor, and he says to her, “Are you fucking stupid or something?”
Make a song out of it by repeating this event several times over.
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linadivorceeofl:
wellflipmyburger:
At parties, my friends and I don’t get high or drunk.
We scream at each other over Uno.
And play various board games.
Because that’s what the cool kids do.
Awwww yeah.
Now imagine doing all of that BUT HIGH AND DRUNK
Yup. Mind blown.
Seriously, playing mindless games when everyone’s either high or drunk or both is just fucking amazing.
I was...
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In fact, in one of my many adventures in retardation, I got a school shirt and told them to put Haruko on the back where normally people put their names.
It’s shamefully hidden deep in my dresser never to see the light of day ever again.
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"YoU CAN'T click ON IT...
What I did when I for some reason couldn’t click on “x reblogged this from y” notes like I swear I could have back when I was doing my survey?
Caps used for telling you where I was putting stress.
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mycroftmpreg:
zillywhoooore:
the-river-blues:
ocfos:
dirk-striders-sick-ink:
elkian:
zillywhoooore:
I just can’t handle stock images sometimes
“Let’s see them steal THIS image!”
SPITS DRINK
Sweet Bro, what are you doing with that bunny.
Someone better draw this image SBaHJ style.
dddd
usually not into the sweet bro shit but oh lawd
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And then the TV showed me this little green lizard that fucking attacked a cat which totally freaked the cat out because it just flew out of nowhere up the couch at the cat and the cat never saw it coming and please help me cats are fucking hilarious.
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The TV just showed me cats dropped in a shallow, portable ball pit.
The one is very confused and lost and the other lost its fucking shit which made the other lose its shit because its shit-losing was jostling the balls and they are fucking shaking the ball pit all over the place and oh my god.
That awkward moment when
buildanewbeginning:
Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being homosexual.
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Fucking Faeries: Please spread the word! →
stfusexists:
needleg33k:
Hey all
My friend is trying to get signatures for a petition against Judge David Farrell. Recently, he sentenced 2 men to 40 months in prison for raping an 11-year old. Why was the sentence so light? Because she looked older than her ask and was “willing”,…
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Indian High Court Rules That the Decision to Abort... →
majorenglishesquire:
ceciliaryan:
teacupnosaucer:
somepolitics:
In a significant decision, the Punjab and Haryana High Court last week ruled that the right to abort a pregnancy in a marriage rests with the wife and not husband.
“A woman is not a machine in which raw material is put and a finished product comes out. She should be mentally prepared to conceive, continue the same and give...
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By the way, that Brave preview, where I related it to my mother and I?
I really fucking meant it because I watched it and was like holy shit someone made a movie of my life.
BECAUSE THAT IS KIND OF LITERALLY MY FAMILY?
Dad, while a psychotic asshole, still is the closest I can get to someone who “gets” it, and so often him and I - although not so much anymore as my free thinker...
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Boy, I guess American foreskins are different.. →
As an intactivist I have always been fascinated by American’s obsession with male circumcision and the rest of the world’s distaste, or at least ambivalence, with it.
Something I’ve always wanted to do was see what exactly non-American health organizations had to say about the matter. Listed below is what other countries think of infant circumcision in their own words.
[no one else in the...
If this is true about Tumblr shutting down self...
sexysaurusrex:
damegreywulf:
shutupshea:
strange-is-a-compliment:
self harm isn’t self expression
it’s self destruction
they’re not shutting down blogs that talk about self harm, they’re shutting down blogs that promote it.
as in, blogs that encourage eating disorders and the like
This reminds me of people getting up in arms on deviantART over the fact you’re not allowed to post...
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(Or maybe I see the redneck factor as making it worse simply because I’m tired of being fucking around these jackasses.)
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If this is true about Tumblr shutting down self...
shutupshea:
strange-is-a-compliment:
self harm isn’t self expression
it’s self destruction
they’re not shutting down blogs that talk about self harm, they’re shutting down blogs that promote it.
as in, blogs that encourage eating disorders and the like
This reminds me of people getting up in arms on deviantART over the fact you’re not allowed to post pictures of your cuts and...
I hate
adriofthedead:
tharibcrackah:
That Brobee is getting so efking big. Those annoying stupid girls that like to pretend they are cats and just want to be cool are starting to buy all his shit. Unless you watch Yo Gabba Gabba and actually enjoy the fucking show, step off of my Brobee. If I see a stupid girl wearing anything Brobee, I am going to punch her ovary.
Sincerely,
(Actual) Yo Gabba...
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“The people who are trying to make this world worse, are not taking a day off. So...”
– Will Smith’s character in the movie “I am Legend”
Watchchimmycherrychanga:
wrongsexual:
fy0ra:
basstrip:
solaravadamkii:
rilleh:
noteghost:
solaravadamkii:
sumsandsigmas:
nandeyan3n:
gloomy-teen:
sit your whore ass down
so much fucking win
500/10
give that man an award
Nigga had to whip out the daddy dick and put a bitch in her place. Props.
Thats fucked up man
did he really have to talk to her like that?
Yes.
The...