January 2012
Invisible Penises.
cottonstuffedmushrooms: Go to Google.com Select “Image Search”  Type In “Coughing”  Search it.  Invisible penises will appear in each picture.  Happy New Years! :)
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I choose my Pokemon team based on how they look.
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And like a Fire Flower: I actually emailed Tumblr... →
wistfuldreamer: Because Missing-e is connected to your browser - not your account. I only have M-e installed on Chrome. So as a test I logged on using IE, Safari and Firefox. And I still had the message. According to Tumblrs privacy policy, they should not be able to access ‘users…
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Anonymous asked: Why don't you like Teen Titans?
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I am probably annoying Dame.
notlacerating: :) Absolutely not!
Jan 1st
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I liked Tim Burton's rendition of Charlie and the...
Jan 1st
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I didn't/don't appreciate Avatar the Last...
Jan 1st
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fuzzybagels: damegreywulf: uncutting replied to your post: I didn’t like Teen Titans. I have not seen that. uncutting replied to your post: I didn’t like Totally Spies. I have not seen that. Cartoon Network shows jumping on the pseudo-“anime” styles bandwagon. Totally Spies was a French cartoon xD I know it was French in origin but it WAS on Cartoon Network and it DID jump on the...
Jan 1st
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I am rather unenthused by The Amazing World of...
Jan 1st
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uncutting replied to your post: I didn’t like Teen Titans. I have not seen that. uncutting replied to your post: I didn’t like Totally Spies. I have not seen that. Cartoon Network shows jumping on the pseudo-“anime” styles bandwagon.
Jan 1st
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I was completely bored by the one episode of House...
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I am completely uninterested in Doctor Who
Jan 1st
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I really do not like The Cleveland Show nor do I...
Jan 1st
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I don't actually like Squidbillies
Jan 1st
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I don't like Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job
Jan 1st
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I didn't like Totally Spies.
Jan 1st
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I didn't like Teen Titans.
Jan 1st
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fuzzybagels replied to your post: That awkward moment where dad doesn’t bat an eye when you say “nigger” but freaks shit when you say “god damn” what xD We were making fun of Wheel of Fortune and that one South Park episode, where Stan’s dad thought the puzzle said “nigger”. Immediately after we switch to That 70s Show where Red freaks out on Hyde...
Jan 1st
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That awkward moment where dad doesn't bat an eye...
Jan 1st
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
cjfuckingsewers: From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357 Reblog the shit out of this Oh when I first saw this I didn’t read it right and thought it was someone making a joke like “Hey baby I’ll come pick you up eyebrow wiggle” lol I need to get off the Internet….
Jan 1st
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Circumcision Decision Maker →
intactivism: This is a site that guides you through the decision of whether or not you should circumcise your child, and exposes misconceptions about circumcision as the right choice. Even when advised by a religious belief, deciding not to circumcise is still an option. After all, they are your personal beliefs, not those of others.  It will ask why you are doing it, and expose the proper...
Jan 1st
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sspirate: thespacecoyote: I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends Like it seems like some people just somehow Fall into relationships just like Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me Is that how you do it This has always boggled me.  Hilarious that’s kind of literally how the only actual relationship I’ve had...
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
Jan 1st
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If it isnt legal for me to strap an adult to a...
everyoneswrongbutme: Circumcision is a human rights violation that no one seems to care about Holy shit actually yeah that is a REALLY GOD DAMNED GOOD POINT.
Jan 1st
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Unpopular ATLA opinion
sazandodile: lobsterinakoopashell: sazandodile: lobsterinakoopashell: instrumentalsftw: sokkas-spacesword: sazandodile: I really Really dislike Avatar the Last Airbender I’ve always found it incredibly boring and uninteresting but everyone seems to have fallen in love with it Personally I quite dislike it Of course I’m not gonna stop anyone from liking it, of course! That would...
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Nevada Judge Rules Fetal Personhood Initiative... →
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Texas May Cut Entire Health Program To Spite... →
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We're so close!!
From GetEQUAL: “I hope you’ve had a great holiday season and are looking forward to an exciting New Year. I’ve been enjoying some quality time with my own family, and wanted to send a very short note with an important update… Three weeks ago, I told you that a generous donor has challenged us to find 150 grassroots donors before the end of the calendar year. This...
Jan 1st
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New Year's ball drop
From the Courage Campaign: “Why am I writing to you about the Courage Campaign?  Well, I’m a member, just like you. You know me from Roseanne or from my new, reality show, Roseanne’s Nuts here in Hawaii, but I’ve also been a Courage Campaign member for three years.  I sign many of the petitions, forward the actions, and tell folks about the work.  Why Courage?...
Jan 1st
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A rare and radical request
From Truth Wins Out: “Today, I’m going to make a rare and radical request.   I’m going to ask you directly for an end of year tax-deductible donation to Truth Wins Out based on the unique idea of rewarding RESULTS.   In 2011, Truth Wins Out has had some amazing accomplishments: TWO exposed Marcus Bachmann and proved that he lied when he claimed his quack clinic...
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: If I stuffed cheeseburgers up my ass and shat it over your chest, would you be sexually aroused?
Jan 1st
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Fact: The concept of the angel and the devil on...
Dec 31st
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tyberi replied to your post: tyberi replied to your post: tyberi replied to… Probably, i asked on his page. Not really expecting a reply, and if i do get one it’ll probably be a “i pressed the wrong key” type of excuse. If he didn’t tell the truth in one place why would he tell the truth in another? Especially since he’s lying again and again to prey on teenaged girls (the...
Dec 31st
tyberi replied to your post: tyberi replied to your post: Why you shouldn’t be… http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1620103/2093894085 i dont know, theres probably some lying going on, might not even be his tickets.. I would most certainly say he’s lying somehow, but, considering his very obvious obsession with teenagers, I’d say it’s his AGE he’s lying about, not...
Dec 31st
tyberi replied to your post: Why you shouldn’t be supporting da—stamps He watches me, gave me points etc. I saw he replied in a forum thread saying he was 19. If he is, then how did he manage to attend concerts in the 80s? How did he manage to attend over 700 concerts? He must be fucking rich with no job and a time machine. Earliest ticket he has is from 1981. He claims it was...
Dec 31st
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Anonymous released a huge info dump on 86 senators... →
Anonymous released a huge info dump on 86 senators that voted for the Nat’l Defense Authorization Act. Feel free to call them at their homes, on their cell phones, or at their offices to let them know how you feel about this unconstitutional bill. Ahhh, is this what the news was on about?
Dec 31st
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I don’t like the terms heterosexist and cissexist. (Regardless, though, I still use them as tags, for those who use them.) I prefer the terms homophobia and transphobia. I’ll summarize why. First, despite what many people (mostly homophobes and pseudo “social justice” assholes in my experience) try to tell you, -phobia does not strictly mean “fear of”. There...
Dec 31st
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That awkward moment where you give someone a...
oh, deviantART
Dec 31st
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I think Hussie is doing his best to make us hate...
Dec 31st
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sirlinamacneill replied to your post: sirlinamacneill replied to your post:… :’D I’m special! Also forgot about this linawifeofl.deviantart…. He commented…yeah, that wouldn’t make anyone uncomfortable. Somewhere he also expressed his joy at me “being legal forever”. Adding that too.
Dec 31st
Just a typical Pokefag: I guess I need to clarify... →
fuzzybagels: stripitdown: nomind-allthought: cuntflavor: If you want to call YOUR disability bad because thats how YOU identify it, then that’s A-OK. But, to generalize OTHERS disabilities as bad is fucked. No one has the right to generalize everyone with visible scars/birthmarks/etc. as… cancer is a disability now? O_o I suppose if you look at it one way, one could say your body is...
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